I once paid Will Sharpe to write my bio for me & I still think it holds up rather nicely.
"Alex Tarrant is an art director/designer with an affinity for eating pickles by the jar. After stints at Chicago Portfolio School, she honed her craft designing banner ads at a small agency called Sponge, before ultimately joining up with the Jack Daniel’s squad at FCB Chicago in March 2014.
Notorious for mismatching her socks, Tarrant defies convention at every turn, preferring to Instagram her cat over friends and opting for freeze-dried berries over those freshly picked. In 2001, she was a recipient of the prestigious 8th Grade Fine Art Award, an honor still commemorated on the side of her fridge in the form of a faded certificate.
She fuels Team Jack with an unbridled spirit that will undoubtedly lead to the sale of more spirits."